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• Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
  Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Home...
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Homer: What's wrong, honey? Lisa: There's something troubling me, dad, but I don't think I can tell you because it's a secret.
  Homer: Ah, you don't have to tell me, but I thought we trusted each other with our secrets now....
• Marge: [weeping] My quilt! Six generations, ruined!
  Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come on, don't get upset....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
  I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000? Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
  Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
• You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
  -- Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...