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• Jerry: Clarinet? Homer: No. Jerry: Oboe? Homer: No.
  Jerry: Saxophone? Homer: No. Wait a minute, what was that last one again?...
• Jerry: What instrument does she play? Homer: ... [whining] I don't know.
  .. -- Buying a replacement reed for Lisa, "Lisa's Pony...
• Oh my! What is that smell! [sees Homer] Oh, it's you. -- Pet shop owner, "Lisa's Pony
• Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
  There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Homer: Excuse me, do you sell ponies? Owner: Uh, sure, pal.
  Right here. [points at a cage] Homer: [reads the sign] Scottish deer hound....
• Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum] Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on, my life as I knew it was over.
  Kent: [on TV] Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified....
• Barney: So next time somebody tells you carney folk are good, honest people, you can spit in their faces for me!
  Lisa: I will, Mr. Gumbel, but if you'll excuse me, I'm profiling my dad for the school paper....
• Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you.
  [hands him a mirror] Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!...