Burns: I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth.
Its leading lady was a blonde harlot who spent half the
film strolling around naked as a jaybird!
Smithers: [gasp]
Burns: No, just give the Great Unwashed a pair of oversized breasts
and a happy ending, and they'll oink for more every time.
[Homer talking with his coworkers]
Homer: What a movie! And that blonde cutie! Does she have assets!
[oinks]
-- Wallowing in filth, "Homer Defined"
Its leading lady was a blonde harlot who spent half the
film strolling around naked as a jaybird!
Smithers: [gasp]
Burns: No, just give the Great Unwashed a pair of oversized breasts
and a happy ending, and they'll oink for more every time.
[Homer talking with his coworkers]
Homer: What a movie! And that blonde cutie! Does she have assets!
[oinks]
-- Wallowing in filth, "Homer Defined"
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