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• Oooh, sorry little dudes. Party hearty equals tardy. -- Otto, "Homer's Odyssey
• You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Defined...
• Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
  Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
• Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality?
  Man 1: Well, I <am> a workaholic. Man 2: I push myself too hard....
• Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
  Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
• Learn a little each day!
• Marge: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's Little Helper.
  Do you want me to write any of this down? Abe...
• Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out! [kids groan, leave, except for Bart and Lisa] Lisa
  Time's up? Bart: So long, Lis. I'm going to stow away under water and go where the pool goes....