Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw
stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns.
Otto: Heh, damn thing nevers goes over, does it? [unintelligible
`ga-hah' noise] So what's in your head little man?
Bart: Well, I've been failing a lot of tests recently.
Otto: Yeah huh...
Bart: And, now they're talking about holding me back in the fourth grade
if I don't shape up.
Otto: That's it? Hey, relax, man! It could end up being the best thing
that ever happened to ya. I got held back in the fourth grade
myself, twice! Look at me, man! Now I <drive> the school bus!
-- "Bart Gets an F"
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw
stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns.
Otto: Heh, damn thing nevers goes over, does it? [unintelligible
`ga-hah' noise] So what's in your head little man?
Bart: Well, I've been failing a lot of tests recently.
Otto: Yeah huh...
Bart: And, now they're talking about holding me back in the fourth grade
if I don't shape up.
Otto: That's it? Hey, relax, man! It could end up being the best thing
that ever happened to ya. I got held back in the fourth grade
myself, twice! Look at me, man! Now I <drive> the school bus!
-- "Bart Gets an F"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Bart: [reading his history book while boarding the bus]
Otto
Hey, Bart-dude! Whoa, you little freaked! [?] Ba... - Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show... - Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like
this?
Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba... - Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man!
Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man.... - Apu: Otto, do you know there's a small child inside your bus?
Otto: [sees Bart] Ooh, good thing you warned me. I was on my way to Mexico!... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Otto: [humming into the bus microphone]
Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil... - Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out!
[kids groan, leave, except for Bart and Lisa]
Lisa
Time's up? Bart: So long, Lis. I'm going to stow away under water and go where the pool goes....
