Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality?
Man 1: Well, I <am> a workaholic.
Man 2: I push myself too hard.
Homer: Well, it takes me a long time to learn anything,
I'm kind of a goof-off...
Smithers: Okay, that'll do.
Homer: ... a little stuff starts disappearing from the workplace...
Smithers: That's enough!
-- Job interview, "I Married Marge"
Man 1: Well, I <am> a workaholic.
Man 2: I push myself too hard.
Homer: Well, it takes me a long time to learn anything,
I'm kind of a goof-off...
Smithers: Okay, that'll do.
Homer: ... a little stuff starts disappearing from the workplace...
Smithers: That's enough!
-- Job interview, "I Married Marge"
Related:
- Smithers: There's a problem with the reactor. What do you do?
Homer: There's a problem with the reactor!? We're... - Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't
understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is... - Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know... - Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified!
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see. Well,... - Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers:
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well... - Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names.
Bart:
How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag]... - Lisa: They don't like being broken up.
Marge: We've got to be realistic,
kids. Who's going to have a big enough heart... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Smithers: [walks up] Simpson! What in God's name are you-
Lisa: [offers Smithers some candy] Zagnut bar, Mr....
From the same category:
- Salt me.
-- Homer,
"A Streetcar Named... - Bart: Heh, nudist colonies are everywhere these days.
I'd love to go, but I... [stares at the card]... - Patty: Marge, this is Andre.
Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple... - Now, over the next six hours, I'll be going over the Do's and
Do-Not-Do's of foundation repair.
Troy McClure's instructional video, "Marge Gets... - Abe: Hah! The way people act around here, you'd think the streets
were paved with gold.
Jasper: They are. -- Logical conclusions,...
