Daughter: Dad?
Kent: Uh huh?
Daughter: My new doll is much better than Malibu Stacy. Do a newscast
about her.
Kent: Ho ho, please, honey, Daddy's job is to bring people important
news. Right now I'm busy preparing a report about the
fortieth anniversary of Beetle Bailey.
Daughter: Oh, Daddy, that is boring. Talk about the dolly!
Kent: [considers] Well, you were right about the Berlin Wall...
-- Who needs an AP wire?, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Kent: Uh huh?
Daughter: My new doll is much better than Malibu Stacy. Do a newscast
about her.
Kent: Ho ho, please, honey, Daddy's job is to bring people important
news. Right now I'm busy preparing a report about the
fortieth anniversary of Beetle Bailey.
Daughter: Oh, Daddy, that is boring. Talk about the dolly!
Kent: [considers] Well, you were right about the Berlin Wall...
-- Who needs an AP wire?, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried... - Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!
Stacy:
[lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different... - Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name. Bart... - Voice: Hello. You have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service
center.
If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's appearance... - Though it was unusual to spend 28 minutes reporting on a doll,
this reporter found it impossible to stop talking.... - phone rings]
Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
and I mean ever, because this is not a call... - Lisa: This is great. They're really going to sell our doll!
Stacy: Well, it wasn't difficult. I just told them... - Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem... - Lisa knocks]
Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in...
