Voice: Hello. You have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service
center. If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's appearance
or odor, press one. If you've given Malibu Stacy a haircut and
need to order a replacement head, press two. For information on
our factory tour, press three.
Lisa: Mom! We could go on the factory tour and I could complain in
Marge: Honey, you're not going to throw red paint at the executives, are
you? The Keebler people were very upset.
-- Environmentally unfriendly cookie-makers,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"