Voice: Hello. You have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service
center. If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's appearance
or odor, press one. If you've given Malibu Stacy a haircut and
need to order a replacement head, press two. For information on
our factory tour, press three.
Lisa: Mom! We could go on the factory tour and I could complain in
person!
Marge: Honey, you're not going to throw red paint at the executives, are
you? The Keebler people were very upset.
-- Environmentally unfriendly cookie-makers,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
center. If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's appearance
or odor, press one. If you've given Malibu Stacy a haircut and
need to order a replacement head, press two. For information on
our factory tour, press three.
Lisa: Mom! We could go on the factory tour and I could complain in
person!
Marge: Honey, you're not going to throw red paint at the executives, are
you? The Keebler people were very upset.
-- Environmentally unfriendly cookie-makers,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions,
I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa: I... - Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!
Stacy:
[lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different... - But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name,
you have a responsibility. I'd be mortified if someone... - Lisa: Oh, Dad! You must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory
there is!
Homer: Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar... - Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning,
but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught... - Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us.
Lisa:
[sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu... - Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried... - Narrator: Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher.
In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design... - Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age...
