Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name.
Bart: How about Blabbermouth, the jerky doll for jerks?
Lisa: How about Minerva, after the Roman goddess of wisdom?
Stacy: Ehh, not enough commercial appeal.
Bart: Wendy Windbag? Ugly Doris? Hortense the mule-faced doll!
Stacy: I think we should name her after Lisa. We'll call her Lisa
Lionheart.
Bart: No, Loudmouth Lisa! Stupid Lisa Grabage Face! [no one pays
attention] I can't stand this any longer. Somebody please pay
attention to me! Hello, pay attention to me! Look at me! I'm
Bart, I'm Bart! Look at me, look at me, look at me! [waggles
tongue]
-- Ignoring is bliss, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name.
Bart: How about Blabbermouth, the jerky doll for jerks?
Lisa: How about Minerva, after the Roman goddess of wisdom?
Stacy: Ehh, not enough commercial appeal.
Bart: Wendy Windbag? Ugly Doris? Hortense the mule-faced doll!
Stacy: I think we should name her after Lisa. We'll call her Lisa
Lionheart.
Bart: No, Loudmouth Lisa! Stupid Lisa Grabage Face! [no one pays
attention] I can't stand this any longer. Somebody please pay
attention to me! Hello, pay attention to me! Look at me! I'm
Bart, I'm Bart! Look at me, look at me, look at me! [waggles
tongue]
-- Ignoring is bliss, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa... - Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right!
Stacy:
[lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different... - Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the
podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable
address.
[pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping... - Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem... - Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried... - Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning,
but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Look Dad, I made a modern studio apartment for my Malibu Stacy doll.
[shows a neatly furnished shoebox] This is the kitchen...
From the same category:
- We got a great show for ya! Well, actually, the last half hour is a
real garbage dump.
Krusty the Clown hosts "Tuesday Night Live", "Brother... - Oh, wow! Windows!
-- Otto takes a look at the house,
"You Only Move... - Marge: Good news, honey: two weeks are up. You don't have to wear your
glasses any more!
And your scalp and posture seem fine. Bart: [triumphant]... - And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous
cog and camshifts,
take that! [feebly kicks it] -- Mad Doctor Burns... - Ned: Today we write a new page in the Flanders Family Bible!
[he leads the kids into the water] Who wants to...
