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  There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa...
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  Do a newscast about her. Kent: Ho ho, please, honey, Daddy's job is to bring people important news....
• Executive: Our one effort to put a stop to this Lisa Lionheart thing has failed miserably.
  Gentlemen, we have to reinvent Malibu Stacy for the nineties....
• Lisa: This is great. They're really going to sell our doll!
  Stacy: Well, it wasn't difficult. I just told them who I was, and who you were, and they couldn't resist....
• She'll have the wisdom of Gertrude Stein and the wit of Cathy Guisewite, the tenacity of Nina Totenberg, and the common sense of Elizabeth Cady Stanton!
  And to top it off, the down-to-earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt....
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  Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....
• Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
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  Who are you? Where are you going? Ke...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...