It's funny because it's true. -- Fat Tony,

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• Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings. Bart:
  Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the...
• Tony: Me and the boys, we still think you got a big future in racketeering and extortion.
  Bart: Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was...
• Bart: Did you kill my principal? Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache?
  "Bart the...
• Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum! You honor us with your presence.
  Chief Wiggum: Baloney! I'm not going to rest until...
• Secretary: Some large men to see you, sir. Skinner:
  Um, I don't have any appointment with any large men...
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner,...
• Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
  Bart: That is not funny, Lewis. Milhouse: Well...
• Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks? Tony: Bart, um,
  is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your ...
• Tony: I didn't order this Skinner guy killed... D.A.
  But aren't you the head of this gang? Tony: No. I...