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• It's funny because it's true. -- Fat Tony, "Bart the Murdere
• Tony: I didn't order this Skinner guy killed... D.A.
  But aren't you the head of this gang? Tony: No. I just stop by the club occasionally to read the complimentary newspaper....
• Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks? Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
  Bart: No. Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family....
• Bart: Did you kill my principal? Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache? -- "Bart the Murdere
• Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
  Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony...
• Homer: [playing poker] Heh heh! Read 'em and weep, boys.
  Another pair of sixes! Tony: [folding with four aces] Beats me....
• Tony: I am thrilled you decided to let your boy continue to work here.
  Homer: You know, if you need a hat-check girl, I've got a daughter....
• Tony: Me and the boys, we still think you got a big future in racketeering and extortion.
  Bart: Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool....
• Secretary: Some large men to see you, sir. Skinne
  Um, I don't have any appointment with any large men....