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• Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks? Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
  Bart: No. Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family....
• Tony: [clearing his throat] Greetings, Homer. Home
  Hey! Fat Tony! You still with the mafia? [walks away] Tony...
• Tony: I didn't order this Skinner guy killed... D.A.
  But aren't you the head of this gang? Tony: No. I just stop by the club occasionally to read the complimentary newspaper....
• Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings. Ba
  Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the Murdere...
• Tony: I am thrilled you decided to let your boy continue to work here.
  Homer: You know, if you need a hat-check girl, I've got a daughter....
• It's funny because it's true. -- Fat Tony, "Bart the Murdere
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...
• Homer: [playing poker] Heh heh! Read 'em and weep, boys.
  Another pair of sixes! Tony: [folding with four aces] Beats me....
• Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum! You honor us with your presence.
  Chief Wiggum: Baloney! I'm not going to rest until one of us is behind bars....