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• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...
• Tony: I didn't order this Skinner guy killed... D.A.
  But aren't you the head of this gang? Tony: No. I just stop by the club occasionally to read the complimentary newspaper....
• Bergstrom: [enters the classroom, guns ablazin'] Skinne
  Are you the substitute? Bergstrom: Yessir, yes I aim....
• Men: [jogging] "I knew a woman in Paris, France, Had a big hole in her underpants" -- Skinne
  Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where did you pick up that filth?...
• Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
  ..All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try....
• Assistant: Sir, there's an unruly mob here to see you.
  Quimby: Does it have an appointment? Assista...
• The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
  And I have you to thank....
• Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais.
  Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?...
• Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
  I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down....