Burns: Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads.

Burns: Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads. Well, my body
was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say,
ample frame.
Homer: [trying to stay calm] I can wake up. It's all a dream.
It's just a dream.
Burns: Oh, that's right. It's all a dream... Or is it? [laughs
diabolically] [Executive Producer credit appears]
Announcer: Next week, on `The Simpsons'...
[the breakfast table]
Lisa: [puts down the newspaper] Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is
having an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
Homer: Mmm... Spaghetti.
Burns: [his head attached to Homer's shoulder] But Homer, tonight's our
reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands!
Homer: Oh, I hate having two heads.
-- "Treehouse of Horror II"

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