Lisa: Mom, What's Wrong? Marge: It's Your Father. He's Missing.
Lisa: Mom, what's wrong?
Marge: It's your father. He's missing.
Bart: Dad's missing? Get outta here.
Marge: He's been gone for two days.
Lisa: Whaddya know. She's right.
-- Familial concern,
`If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job, Dad!
Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate an ultrasonic lithotriptor....
Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love....
Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
Smithers: You know what this means? He
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke....