Smithers: You Know What This Means? He Alive!
Smithers: You know what this means? He
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke.
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with a shovel] Bad corpse....
Smithers: You hear that, sir? Burns: No, I didn't.
Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?...
Smithers: [over P.A.] Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer Simpson.
Homer: [still dozing at his post] Smithers: Wake up, Homer....
Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
-- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, who
a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids .
.. a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers, I'm going to die....
Burns: Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter's work out of those low-lives.
Smithers: Sir, did you ever stop to think that [closes car trunk] maybe it was doing _this_ that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?...