Smithers: You know what this means? He alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke.
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke.
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with... - Smithers: You hear that, sir?
Burns: No, I didn't.
Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man? -- Me... - Smithers: [over P.A.] Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer
Simpson.
Homer: [still dozing at his post] Smithers: Wake... - Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had... - Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans... - Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse... - Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood,
very clean. The top of Homer's head rolls... - Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids .
a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers,... - Burns: Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply,
I can ensure an honest winter's work out...
From the same category:
- As I said to Dolores Montenergo in "Calling All Quakers".
"Have it <your> way, Baby!" -- Troy McClure, "Homer... - Lisa: Ohhh, Apu! It's beautiful!
Apu: Yes. This is where I come when I need some refuge from the modern
world.
Or, when I want to see drive-in movies for free. [Points... - Bart: Wow.
Lisa: Oh, those poor monkeys.
Marge:
They started it. -- Putting the blame where it belongs... - Marge: Well, it certainly was nice of you to accept Bart in the
middle of a semester.
Commandant: Fortunately, we've had a couple of recent... - Why won't anyone believe my crazy story?
-- Homer,
"Treehouse of Horror...
