Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job, Dad!
Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate an ultrasonic
lithotriptor.
Homer: How hard can it be?
Bart: Hey Dad, here's one! $28/hr, plenty of fresh air, and you
get to meet lots of interesting people.
Homer: Ooh, what job is that?
Bart: Grave digger. [laughs evilly]
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate an ultrasonic
lithotriptor.
Homer: How hard can it be?
Bart: Hey Dad, here's one! $28/hr, plenty of fresh air, and you
get to meet lots of interesting people.
Homer: Ooh, what job is that?
Bart: Grave digger. [laughs evilly]
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Mom, what's wrong?
Marge: It's your father. He's missing.
Bart: Dad's missing? Get outta here. Marge: He's... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
Bart: What does incompetent mean? Terry: It means... - Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool...
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Lisa: Just take one of my geodes.
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two million dollars.
Lisa: Don't you mean <three> million dollars?... - Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
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Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's...
