Faith: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places
other tourists never see.
Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for?
Faith: Important.
Homer: Ooh. How about the `V'?
Faith: Very.
Homer: Oh. And Miss, just one more question.
Faith: Person.
Homer: Ah... What does the `I' stand for again?
-- Short term um,
what's that called... "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
other tourists never see.
Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for?
Faith: Important.
Homer: Ooh. How about the `V'?
Faith: Very.
Homer: Oh. And Miss, just one more question.
Faith: Person.
Homer: Ah... What does the `I' stand for again?
-- Short term um,
what's that called... "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
- Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school
Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting... - Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting
He's going to grow up _straight_ for once! Marge... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Yes, honey?
Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer... - Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already
won' check] One million dollars
I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr... - Faith: Lisa, I'm Faith Crowley, Patriotism Editor of Reading Digest
Homer: Oh, I love your magazine. My favourite section... - Lisa: This is terrible! People will start to avoid Springfield
Homer: But what can I do? I'm just...[counts "One... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids.
Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy
tunes
[talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's...
