Faith: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places
other tourists never see.
Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for?
Faith: Important.
Homer: Ooh. How about the `V'?
Faith: Very.
Homer: Oh. And Miss, just one more question.
Faith: Person.
Homer: Ah... What does the `I' stand for again?
-- Short term um,
what's that called... "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
other tourists never see.
Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for?
Faith: Important.
Homer: Ooh. How about the `V'?
Faith: Very.
Homer: Oh. And Miss, just one more question.
Faith: Person.
Homer: Ah... What does the `I' stand for again?
-- Short term um,
what's that called... "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
- Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting... - Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting.
He's going to grow up _straight_ for once! Marge... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Yes, honey?
Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer... - Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already
won' check] One million dollars!
I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr... - Faith: Lisa, I'm Faith Crowley, Patriotism Editor of Reading Digest.
Homer: Oh, I love your magazine. My favourite section... - Lisa: This is terrible! People will start to avoid Springfield.
Homer: But what can I do? I'm just...[counts "One"... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids.
Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy
tunes.
[talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's...
From the same category:
- Wiggum: Mmm, engine-block eggs. If we can keep these down,
we'll be sitting pretty. [Marge and... - Bart: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Homer: [checking] Nope.
Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one... - Man: Awwwwwwooo Ooooooogh!
kids: [all screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ned: Hi kids! Did I scaredly-dare you? Bart: Nice... - Ethan: Action!
Chespirito: [With a lobster on his tail] Ay,
ay, ay! No me gusta! [stops] I'm sorry... - Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I...
