Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already
won' check] One million dollars! I'm rich! [rushes to the
bank]
Teller: Mr. Simpson, I can assure you, this check of yours is
non-negotiable.
Homer: Oh yeah? Well, what makes you so damn sure?
Teller: See where it says, "VOID VOID VOID" and "This is not a check",
"Cash value one twentieth of a cent", "Mr. Banker, do not
honor"...
Homer: Shut up.
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
won' check] One million dollars! I'm rich! [rushes to the
bank]
Teller: Mr. Simpson, I can assure you, this check of yours is
non-negotiable.
Homer: Oh yeah? Well, what makes you so damn sure?
Teller: See where it says, "VOID VOID VOID" and "This is not a check",
"Cash value one twentieth of a cent", "Mr. Banker, do not
honor"...
Homer: Shut up.
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
- Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true.
Every time you get a million dollars,
something queers the deal. Lisa: I don't think real... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think
I'm dead,
but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this ... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair.
Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Faith: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places
other tourists never see.
Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for? Faith: Important... - Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah?
Jeremiah:
It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess...
