Homer: Wow, `Win a trip to Washington, DC. All expenses paid, VIP
tour'... Oh, it's for kids. [throws into trash]
Lisa: Wait, Dad. [fishes out of trash]
Mm, an essay contest. Children under twelve, three hundred words,
fiercely pro-American. Sounds interesting.
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
tour'... Oh, it's for kids. [throws into trash]
Lisa: Wait, Dad. [fishes out of trash]
Mm, an essay contest. Children under twelve, three hundred words,
fiercely pro-American. Sounds interesting.
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
- Lisa: Thanks for driving me to the contest, Dad.
Homer:
Sweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that... - Marge: Wow, the President's bathroom...
Lisa: [opens a curtain,
revealing our First Lady in the tub soaking] Babs:... - Tour guide: Folks, we print more than 18 million bills a day.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, no, we don't give... - Wow! A shoe horn! Just like in the movies!
-- Homer is amazed at what comes with the hotel room,
"Mr. Lisa Goes to... - Page: Senator, there's a problem at the essay contest.
Senator: Please, son, I'm very busy. Page: A little... - Homer: Bart! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis!
-
Or is it Looey? "Mr. Lisa Goes to... - We the purple? What the hell was that?
-- Father to son on his essay topic,
"Mr. Lisa Goes to... - as tranquil music plays in the background, Lisa writes her essay]
What would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today?
He'd say... [tranquil music abruptly stops] [erasing]... - Homer: [reading] Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers
dread.
the pitiless bark of the sea lion! [gasp] He'll...
