Tour guide: Folks, we print more than 18 million bills a day.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, no, we don't give out free
samples. [tour group chuckles]
Homer: Lousy cheap country...
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Oh, and in case you were wondering, no, we don't give out free
samples. [tour group chuckles]
Homer: Lousy cheap country...
-- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
- Homer: Wow, `Win a trip to Washington, DC. All expenses paid,
VIP tour'... Oh, it's for kids. [throws into... - Marge: Wow, the President's bathroom...
Lisa: [opens a curtain,
revealing our First Lady in the tub soaking] Babs:... - Homer: [reading `Reading Digest'] Hey, a cartoon!
[a woman tries to explain a pile of metal that used to be a car]
"Well,
dear, you always wanted a compact..." [laughs]... - Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles]
Homer:
Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh,... - Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions,
I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa: I... - Marge: Well, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and... - And I'm your tour
guide... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all... - Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already
won' check] One million dollars!
I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr...
