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• As I said to Dolores Montenergo in "Calling All Quakers".
  .. "Have it <your> way, Baby!" -- Troy McClure, "Homer Alone...
• Moe: [seeing a photo of Congressman Arnold and Lisa in the paper] Aw, isn't that nice.
  Now <there> is a politician who cares. Barney...
• Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy McClure.
  [a multicolored VW bug is chased by police] Ma...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Marge: Well, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
  Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and I'm not going to start now....
• We the purple? What the hell was that? -- Father to son on his essay topic, "Mr.
  Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Speaker: We now vote on House bill 1022, the expulsion of Bob Arnold.
  Representative: Mr. Speaker, I'm all for the bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay raise for ourselves?...
• Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return -- right now! -- Announcer, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase
• Lisa: [over the strains of the Battle Hymn of the Republic] [sees the Lincoln Memorial in the reflecting pool] Honest Abe, he'll show me the way.
  [goes to the memorial] Mr. Lincoln?...