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• A Senator, on the bill to expel Senator Bob Arnold from the Senate
  I'm all for this bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay raise for ourselves?...
• Moe: [seeing a photo of Congressman Arnold and Lisa in the paper] Aw, isn't that nice.
  Now <there> is a politician who cares. Barney...
• Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high, and lost control of its servo guidance mechanism, leaving us with some.
  ..[checks watch] six hours to live. So, let's go live now to the charred remains of the only bridge out of town with Arnie Pie and Arnie in the Sky!...
• Marge: Well, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
  Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and I'm not going to start now....
• But Titus said, with his uncommon sense, When the Exclusion Bill was in suspense
  "I hear a lion in the lobby roar; Say, Mr. Speaker, shall we shut the door And keep him there, or shall we let him in To try if we can turn him out again?...
• Arnold: You must be Lisa Simpson. Lisa: Hello, sir.
  Arnold: Lisa, you're a doer. And who knows, maybe someday you'll be a congressman or a senator....
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
  eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
• We the purple? What the hell was that? -- Father to son on his essay topic, "Mr.
  Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Announcer: We now return to Troy McClure and Dolores Montenegro in "Preacher with a Shovel".
  Man's voice: But irrigation can <save> your people, Chief Smiling Bear!...