Speaker: We now vote on House bill 1022, the expulsion of Bob Arnold.
Representative: Mr. Speaker, I'm all for the bill, but shouldn't we
tack on a pay raise for ourselves?
All: No!
-- Heed my quips... "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Representative: Mr. Speaker, I'm all for the bill, but shouldn't we
tack on a pay raise for ourselves?
All: No!
-- Heed my quips... "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
- A Senator, on the bill to expel Senator Bob Arnold from the Senate:
I'm all for this bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay... - Moe: [seeing a photo of Congressman Arnold and Lisa in the paper]
Aw,
isn't that nice. Now <there> is a politician who... - Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high,
and lost control of its servo guidance... - Marge: Well, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and... - But Titus said, with his uncommon sense,
When the Exclusion Bill was in suspense:
"I hear a lion in the lobby roar; Say, Mr. Speaker... - Arnold: You must be Lisa Simpson.
Lisa: Hello, sir.
Arnold: Lisa, you're a doer. And who knows, maybe... - Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico.
You know,
down there, it's a <real> sport. ... Bart: Ooh... - We the purple? What the hell was that?
-- Father to son on his essay topic,
"Mr. Lisa Goes to... - Announcer: We now return to Troy McClure and Dolores Montenegro
in "Preacher with a Shovel".
Man's voice: But irrigation can <save> your people...
