Chief Wiggum, P. I." Will Return -- Right Now! -- Announcer, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase
"Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return -- right now!
-- Announcer, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy. Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old .
.. Swampy -- Chief Wiggum, settling into his new town, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase...
Prudhomme: I guar-an-tee! Skinner: Will you stop saying that!
Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that skull through my window....
Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know, folks here don't much care for law and order types.
Wiggum: [picks the skull up with a pencil] Is that right?...
Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief. Wiggum
Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week....
Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this? Skinne
It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy...
Wiggum: [whistles] What do you suppose the rent is on a hideout like that?
Skinner: Ahh, it's not rented, Chief -- it's stolen....
Wiggum: You! Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big Daddy?...
Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!
What brings you folks to New Orleans? Ba...
Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls .
.. two I suppose. Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot....