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• People are afraid of new things. You should have just taken an existing product and put a clock on it or something.
  -- Homer, on the baby translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A! -- Herb's success with the translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
  But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• A man needs two things: an idea, and money to get it off the ground.
  -- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
  -- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the face!
  Homer: Well, while you're a guest in my home, could you just kick me in the butt?...
• Todd: Dad, can I anoint the sores on [Herb's] feet?
  Ned: No, I think it's Mom's turn, son. Todd: Aw, no fair....
• Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb? Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say?
  Dear Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your pop?...