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• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them Japanese names.
  -- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Ned: [answering the door] Yes? Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house.
  Ned: Oh, that's where you're wrong, friend. -- Herb pays a visit, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• It measures the pitch, the frequency, and the urgency of a baby's cry, and then tells whoever's around, in plain English, exactly what the baby's trying to say!
  Everything from "Change me" to "Turn off that damn Raffi record!...
• Todd: Dad, can I anoint the sores on [Herb's] feet?
  Ned: No, I think it's Mom's turn, son. Todd: Aw, no fair....
• A man needs two things: an idea, and money to get it off the ground.
  -- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
  Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
  Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....