Lisa: Why Didn't You Write, Unckie Herb? Herb: Hey, If I Wrote To You, What Was I Supposed To Say?

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Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb?
Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say? "Dear
Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your
pop?"
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"

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