Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb?
Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say? "Dear
Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your
pop?"
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say? "Dear
Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your
pop?"
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
- I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them
Japanese names.
-- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - at the door]
Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?... - Herb: Give me a hug, brother.
Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - Ned: [answering the door] Yes?
Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house.
Ned: Oh, that's where you're wrong, friend. -- Herb pays a visit, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - Bart: Unckie Herb, what advice would you give to a young boy who
would most likely become a bum like yourself?
Herb: Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.... - Herb: [rolls a 3] Ventnor Avenue.
Lisa: And while on Ventnor Avenue, you'll be staying at the fabulous
Hotel Lisa.
A valet will be around shortly to park your thimble.... - Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john.... - Todd: Dad, can I anoint the sores on [Herb's] feet?
Ned: No, I think it's Mom's turn, son. Todd: Aw, no fair....
