I Bet You Don't Have A Vibrating Chair In That Bag For Me.
I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
-- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the drinking bird....
Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother....
at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....
I gave Herb all the money I had in the world, and he still treats me like something he pulled out of his ear.
-- Homer laments his fate, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Forbes called it the blunder of the century. A bit overblown, don't you think?
What about New Coke? -- Herb, talking about the car Homer designed, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Ned: [answering the door] Yes? Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house.
Ned: Oh, that's where you're wrong, friend. -- Herb pays a visit, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...