People are afraid of new things. You should have just taken an existing
product and put a clock on it or something.
-- Homer, on the baby translator, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
product and put a clock on it or something.
-- Homer, on the baby translator, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
- I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A!
-- Herb's success with the translator,
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - I think we should get a machine gun. We can use it to hunt game,
spell out things, or ring in the New Year! -- Bart... - It measures the pitch, the frequency, and the urgency of a baby's cry,
and then tells whoever's around, in plain English,... - Lisa: Maggie? Maggie? [covers her eyes]
Maggie:
[babbles] Translator: [monotone] Where did you go?... - Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you
have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the... - The dream is over!
-- Homer laments the fate of the couch,
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother...
