Herb: Every Word You Say Just Makes Me Want To Punch You In The Face!

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Herb: Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the
Homer: Well, while you're a guest in my home, could you just kick me
in the butt?
Herb: I'll try, but I'm not making any promises.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"