Herb: Every Word You Say Just Makes Me Want To Punch You In The Face!
Herb: Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the
Homer: Well, while you're a guest in my home, could you just kick me
in the butt?
Herb: I'll try, but I'm not making any promises.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the drinking bird....
Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother....
Herb: [confronting her] Lady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime!
How do I thank you? Lady: Please don't hurt me. Herb...
Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
-- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them Japanese names.
-- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....