Todd: Dad, can I anoint the sores on [Herb's] feet?
Ned: No, I think it's Mom's turn, son.
Todd: Aw, no fair.
-- Goody two-shoes family, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Ned: No, I think it's Mom's turn, son.
Todd: Aw, no fair.
-- Goody two-shoes family, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
- Ned: [answering the door] Yes?
Herb: Oh, I'm sorry,
I must have the wrong house. Ned: Oh, that's where... - Herb: Give me a hug, brother.
Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them
Japanese names.
Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - at the door]
Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many... - If you ever want to sleep over, Maude and I can sleep on card tables.
Ned Flanders, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A!
-- Herb's success with the translator,
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother... - Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in... - I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother,...
