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• Todd: Dad, can I anoint the sores on [Herb's] feet?
  Ned: No, I think it's Mom's turn, son. Todd: Aw, no fair....
• Ned: [answering the door] Yes? Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house.
  Ned: Oh, that's where you're wrong, friend. -- Herb pays a visit, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
  Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Lisa: This show is the biggest farce I ever saw! Ba
  What about the Emmys? Lisa: I stand corrected. -- Lisa and Bart, chattin' it up, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Well, friend, you're going back where you came from.
  .. the curb in front of Flanders' house. -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them Japanese names.
  -- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...