Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those!
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those!
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
- Herb: All a man needs is an idea.
Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
-- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - Herb: Give me a hug, brother.
Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors.
Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. -- A bum, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them
Japanese names.
-- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb?
Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say?
Dear Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your pop?... - I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A! -- Herb's success with the translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
- Herb: This is America, and in America, you're never finished as long
as you have a brain in your head, because all a man really
needs is an idea.
Bum 1: Well, I'm licked. Bum 2: Me too. -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - Bart: Unckie Herb, what advice would you give to a young boy who
would most likely become a bum like yourself?
Herb: Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.... - Ned: [answering the door] Yes?
Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house.
Ned: Oh, that's where you're wrong, friend. -- Herb pays a visit, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
