Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those!
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those!
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
- Herb: All a man needs is an idea.
Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Herb: Give me a hug, brother.
Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors.
Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. -- A... - I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them
Japanese names.
Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb?
Herb: Hey,
if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say? "Dear... - I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A!
-- Herb's success with the translator,
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Herb: This is America, and in America, you're never finished as long
as you have a brain in your head,
because all a man really needs is an idea. Bum... - Bart: Unckie Herb, what advice would you give to a young boy who
would most likely become a bum like yourself?
Herb: Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source... - Ned: [answering the door] Yes?
Herb: Oh, I'm sorry,
I must have the wrong house. Ned: Oh, that's where...
