Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
- Herb: Give me a hug, brother.
Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
-- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - Herb: All a man needs is an idea.
Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
-- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A! -- Herb's success with the translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
- I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them
Japanese names.
-- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?... - Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers
could be kneading my buttocks.
Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?... - Bart: Unckie Herb, what advice would you give to a young boy who
would most likely become a bum like yourself?
Herb: Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.... - at the door]
Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?... - Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb?
Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say?
Dear Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your pop?...
