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• None of my biological kids ever wanted to see me at work.
  .. -- Homer, upon Adil's request to see SNPP, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Adil: How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control ninety-five percent of the wealth?
  Lisa: I'm defending a country where people can think and act and worship any way they want....
• Good-bye, Adil! I'll send you those civil defense plans you wanted!
  -- Homer bids farewell to an Albanian spy, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Oh, just some blueprints Adil wanted. I'm telling you, he's such a curious little Dickens.
  I bet he could a nukeeler power plant if he wanted to!...
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity and may Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.
  -- Homer in "Crepes of Wrath", from The Simpso...
• See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled.
  Now, how's <that> for freedom of choice!...
• Did you see that? This is the way I always wanted it to be!
  We've become a fully-functioning family unit! We've always blamed ourselves, but I guess it's pretty clear which cylinder wasn't firing....
• Bart: Any luck, Dad? Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
  [spins a dreidel] Bart: What is that? Homer: Son, it's called a droodel....