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• Hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off.
  -- Apu, the Kwik-E-Mart clerk, in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
  Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....
• Krusty: Hey, what's going on, here? Wiggum: Krusty the Clown, you're under arrest for armed robbery.
  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah....
• Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir?
  -- Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Hand over all your money in a paper bag!" "Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery.
  I do work in a convenience store you know....
• What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you so unhappy when you are purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
  -- Apu to Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
  -- Apu to a (cowardly) Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...