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• Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir?
  -- Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
  -- Apu to a (cowardly) Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Mmm... Chocolate... Ooooh, double chocolate... Gasp!
  New flavor! Triple chocolate! -- Homer buys ice cream, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Apu: {[holds out a towel] Good morning, sir!} Home
  {Aah!} Apu: {Relax, please. You do not have anything I have not seen before....
• The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.
  ' -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
  Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....
• Krusty, I'm man enough to admit I was wrong and I'm sorry I fingered you in court.
  I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated....
• I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated.
  -- Homer to Krusty, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...