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• Hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing,
  put it down or I'll blow your heads off." -- Apu,...
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  " Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With...
• Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
  Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery...
• Krusty: Hey, what's going on, here? Wiggum: Krusty the Clown,
  you're under arrest for armed robbery. You...
• Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir?
  Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets...
• Hand over all your money in a paper bag!" "Yes, yes,
  I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in...
• What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you so unhappy when you are purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
  Apu to Homer, "Krusty Gets...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily...
• You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
  Apu to a (cowardly) Homer, "Krusty Gets...