Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions, I'd be
happy to answer --
Lisa: I have one.
Tour guide: Yes?
Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy
intentional, or is it just a horrible mistake?
Tour guide: [laughs] Believe me, we're very mindful of such concerns.
Man: [wolf whistles] Hey Jiggles, grab a pad and back that
gorgeous butt in here.
Tour guide: [laughs good-naturedly] Oh, get away, you.
Man: Aw, don't act like you don't like it.
-- Mindful of some concerns, yes, but not others,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
happy to answer --
Lisa: I have one.
Tour guide: Yes?
Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy
intentional, or is it just a horrible mistake?
Tour guide: [laughs] Believe me, we're very mindful of such concerns.
Man: [wolf whistles] Hey Jiggles, grab a pad and back that
gorgeous butt in here.
Tour guide: [laughs good-naturedly] Oh, get away, you.
Man: Aw, don't act like you don't like it.
-- Mindful of some concerns, yes, but not others,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Voice: Hello. You have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service
center.
If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's appearance... - Tour guide: Welcome to "Enchantment Lane" where all the parts come
together and Malibu Stacy is born.
Some folks say there's a little touch of... - Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried... - And I'm your tour
guide... - Tour guide: At this point in time, I would like to direct your attention
to the particular air vehicle next to which I am currently
standing.
The Harrier Jet is one of our more dollar- ... - Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa... - Tour guide: Folks, we print more than 18 million bills a day.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, no, we don't give... - Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning,
but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught... - Marge: Wow, the President's bathroom...
Lisa: [opens a curtain,
revealing our First Lady in the tub soaking] Babs:...
