Tour guide: Welcome to "Enchantment Lane" where all the parts come
together and Malibu Stacy is born. Some folks say there's a
little touch of fairy dust in the air.
[Shot of grizzled men unhappily assembling dolls]
Foreman: Aw, crap. There's a clog in the torso chute. Leroy! Get
your ass in gear.
Leroy: Shut your hole. [jams a mop in the chute]
[a whole pile of torsos fall out]
-- Fairy dust and asbestos, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
together and Malibu Stacy is born. Some folks say there's a
little touch of fairy dust in the air.
[Shot of grizzled men unhappily assembling dolls]
Foreman: Aw, crap. There's a clog in the torso chute. Leroy! Get
your ass in gear.
Leroy: Shut your hole. [jams a mop in the chute]
[a whole pile of torsos fall out]
-- Fairy dust and asbestos, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions,
I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa: I... - Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be
done!
[Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily] Marge... - But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name,
you have a responsibility. I'd be mortified if someone... - Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried... - Girl 1: Look! Achy Breaky Stacy for a dollar ninety-nine!
Girl 2: Live from the Improv Stacy's only eighty-nine... - Lisa: Well I'm not going to accomplish anything just sitting here -
Abe: -- and griping. It's time for -- Lisa: -- action... - Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning,
but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught... - Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age... - Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem...
