Tour guide: At this point in time, I would like to direct your attention
to the particular air vehicle next to which I am currently
standing. The Harrier Jet is one of our more dollar-
intensive ordnance delivery vectors.
Marge: Five tires!? Am I seeing things?
Guide: And, although it looks complicated it is so well-designed,
even a child could fly it.
Lisa: Can I fly it?
Guide: Of course you can not.
-- Lisa tries to pull a fast one,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
to the particular air vehicle next to which I am currently
standing. The Harrier Jet is one of our more dollar-
intensive ordnance delivery vectors.
Marge: Five tires!? Am I seeing things?
Guide: And, although it looks complicated it is so well-designed,
even a child could fly it.
Lisa: Can I fly it?
Guide: Of course you can not.
-- Lisa tries to pull a fast one,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Do they have to play that rock music? Every note is pounding
into my skull!
[the central part of the speaker shoots through her... - Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions,
I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa: I... - Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob!
[everyone gasps and screams]
Bob:
[on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention... - Lisa: He's getting away! [gets covered by the blimp]
Hapablap:
Oh...not the Harrier! We've got a war tomorrow. ... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge!
Bart: Bob,
no! Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Bart: Dad! Help!
Marge: [screams] Ahh!
Homer: Hang on,
Boy! Daddy's coming to save you! [rolls over...
