Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man?
Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart...ner? Uh, little partner?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
-- Homer works as a department store Santa,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart...ner? Uh, little partner?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
-- Homer works as a department store Santa,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Related:
- Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking?
Homer: What's your name
Bart ... ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart... - You must really love us to sink so low.
-- Bart admires Homer's working as a department store
Santa
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire... - And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
Bart about the greyhound, Santa's Little Helper, Homer... - Manager: Do you like children?
Homer: What do you mean
All the time? Even when they're nuts?? -- Homer... - Marge: A tattoo?
Homer: A what?
Bart: Yeah, they're cool
and they last for the rest of your lives. Marge: You... - Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm]
Bart: Ow! Quit it
Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm] Bart: Ow! Quit... - Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me.
Marge: Mmm. No
I'm afraid I agree with your father. Homer: You do... - Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low
Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire... - Homer: Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute.
Clerk: That's right
$120 gross, less Social Security... Homer: Yeah. Clerk...
