Bart: One `mother' please.
Clerk: Wait a minute. How old are you?
Bart: 21, sir.
Clerk: Get in the chair.
-- Bart gets a tattoo,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Clerk: Wait a minute. How old are you?
Bart: 21, sir.
Clerk: Get in the chair.
-- Bart gets a tattoo,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Related:
- Oh, Bart, that's so sweet. It's the best present a mother could get,
and it makes you look so dangerous. -- Marge in Bart's... - Homer: Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute.
Clerk: That's right.
$120 gross, less Social Security... Homer: Yeah. Clerk... - Marge: A tattoo?
Homer: A what?
Bart: Yeah, they're cool,
and they last for the rest of your lives. Marge: You... - I'm sorry, sir, our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft,
or acts of dog. -- shoe store clerk, "Bart's Dog... - Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low."
-
Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"... - Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking?
Homer: What's your name,
Bart ... ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart... - You must really love us to sink so low.
-- Bart admires Homer's working as a department store
Santa,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open... - It doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.
Bart, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open... - Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
And Bart... Well, we love Bart. -- Marge writes the...
