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• Woman: Father McGrath... I thought you were dead.
  Fr. McGrath: I was! -- soap opera on television, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.
  Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire....
• Homer: Maaarge, the dog is hungry. Marge: Well, then, feed him.
  Homer: Yeees, Master. -- Do I have to do everything around here? "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You' on command.
  -- advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest!
  -- pitchman Troy McClure on `I Can't Believe They Invented It!' "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Bart: One `mother' please. Clerk: Wait a minute. How old are you?
  Bart: 21, sir. Clerk: Get in the chair....
• Oooh ... maca-ma-damia nuts. -- Homer Simpson Bart's Dog Gets an F
• Take a rest, have yourself a wowwipop. -- Dr.
  Hibert's prescription for the mumps, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps!
  -- Bart telling Lisa how to enjoy being ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...