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• Bart: One `mother' please. Clerk: Wait a minute. How old are you?
  Bart: 21, sir. Clerk: Get in the chair....
• Marge: A tattoo? Homer: A what? Bart: Yeah, they're cool, and they last for the rest of your lives.
  Marge: You will <not> be getting a tattoo for Christmas....
• Marge: There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over.
  [he gives her a picture in a frame] Oh, Ba...
• You must really love us to sink so low.
• Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
  Homer: Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance....
• Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
  And Bart... Well, we love Bart....
• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
  .. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
• It doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.
  -- Bart, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...