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• Chief Wiggum: Well it's no secret. Our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal know as El Barto.
  Police artists have a composite sketch of the culprit....
• We are sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed.
  Please check the number and dial again or ask your operator for assistance. This is a recording....
• Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen -- please.
  We have a major break in the case. We recovered the burglar's hankerchief from one of the crime scenes....
• Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
  Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....
• Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone.
  If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number....
• Umpire: Play ball! Chief Wiggum: [steps to the plate] Police radio
  Attention all units! Attention all units! Armored car being robbed at 59th and....
• Wiggum: Let me assure all you smokers out there that there is &l
  o> shortage of cigarettes. Reporter: [shouts] How do we know that?...
• Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
  E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart....