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• Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! It will sends your pins to.
  .. Valhalla? Lisa? Lisa: Valhalla is where Vikings go when they die....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
  -- Homer, "The Telltale Head...
• Bart: I was wondering. How important is it to be popular?
  Homer: I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world!...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
  .. [gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch] Ba...
• Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
  [voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials....
• Homer: [voice-over] The next few weeks at my dream job were like a wonderful waking coma.
  [Homer turns the balls so all finger holes point the same way] [everyone walking by says, "Hi Homer!...
• Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It will send your pins to .
  .. Valhalla?" Lisa? Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings go when they die....