Homer: [voice-over] The next few weeks at my dream job were like a
wonderful waking coma.
[Homer turns the balls so all finger holes point the same way]
[everyone walking by says, "Hi Homer!" cheerfully]
Homer: [spraying shoes then sniffing them] Mmm, bowling fresh.
[putting urinal cakes in the urinals] Mmm, urinal fresh.
[Homer shines a ball in the "Shine-O Ball-O; glances around
furtively, then shines his head in it]
Al: [reflected in Homer's head] Homer, did you polish your head in
the Shine-O Ball-O?
Homer: Mmm...no.
Al: OK, then. [checks his hair, then walks off]
-- I guess Homer's got an oily T-zone,
"And Maggie Makes Three"
wonderful waking coma.
[Homer turns the balls so all finger holes point the same way]
[everyone walking by says, "Hi Homer!" cheerfully]
Homer: [spraying shoes then sniffing them] Mmm, bowling fresh.
[putting urinal cakes in the urinals] Mmm, urinal fresh.
[Homer shines a ball in the "Shine-O Ball-O; glances around
furtively, then shines his head in it]
Al: [reflected in Homer's head] Homer, did you polish your head in
the Shine-O Ball-O?
Homer: Mmm...no.
Al: OK, then. [checks his hair, then walks off]
-- I guess Homer's got an oily T-zone,
"And Maggie Makes Three"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer walks dejected through the empty alley]
Homer:
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number... - Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor
forever.
Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch... - Homer serves drinks to bowlers]
Homer: [voice-over] I was in heaven.
If horseracing is the sport of kings, then... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer!
Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
[Homer gets a strike; they cheer] Homer: By... - Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,...
