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• Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It will send your pins to .
  .. Valhalla?" Lisa? Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings go when they die....
• Homer: [reading The Bowl Earth Catalog] Wow, look at these bowling balls, Maggie!
  Can you think of a better way for Daddy to spend his hard-won fifty bucks?...
• Lisa: Ooh, look, Maggie! What is that? Dodecahedron!
  Dodecahedron! Homer: Lisa, I don't know what you're doing, but it's very strange, and your father is trying to worry....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?
  Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart -- Home...
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
  eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
• Ned: [on a TV] Now, in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up, there's one thing that never fail
  a nice glass of warm milk, a little nap -- and a total frontal lobotomy....
• Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
  Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ....
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....